Never, Never, Never leave a block of white cheese sitting on your table, for any reason. If you do, you just might end up like these people. I mean… holy queso! From the article:
in an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.
Boy am I glad I’ve never invited shady friends over while airing out my cheese…
Sucks to be the coke addict, though… happening to hire an undercover cop to do the hit…
